Eternal Titty Heaven
$ETH-69

Where every pump jiggles and every dip bounces back. $ETH-69 isn’t just a token, it’s a full-frontal meme experience - soft, round, and impossible to ignore. Powered by boobs, built on degeneracy, and destined for $6900!Grab a pair ( • )( • ) and ride the curves.

Tokenomics

How to buy

Create a Wallet

Download MetaMask from the app store or Chrome extension at metamask.io.

Get Some ETH

Buy or transfer ETH to your wallet. You’ll need it to swap for $ETH-69.

Go to Uniswap

Visit app.uniswap.org, connect wallet, paste the $ETH-69 contract, and confirm the swap.

Swap ETH for $ETH-69

Just swap and chill. Adjust slippage if needed during high volatility.